curnch

the best word in the world is mainly used to define the making of frozen yoghurt and or ice cream and smoothies. Curnch basically means great.
pronounced: kur-n-ch

omg that's so curnchy

by curnchy bulbous foetus May 28, 2018

curnin

When someone ejaculates on a wall and watches it dry

Bill: what are you doing this Friday

Jack: I’m just gonna go home and Curnin

by Houdini132 February 18, 2018

Charlie Curnow

the sexiest AFL player to ever walk this earth. he is the best forward to exist.

Alex: I think I'm in love
Steph: why do you think that
Alex: because I just saw Charlie Curnow

by Charlie Curnow April 9, 2023

curnk

Curnk is a variation on crunk. Crunk meaning crazy-drunk.
The poor spelling is to highlight the effects of being crazy and drunk on simple things such as spelling and typing.

Oh man, I was so curnk last night that I couldn't even unlock my door.

by BooyaMF May 29, 2007

Curnew

A type of large, amphibious slug who has incredible jumping powers. Known to eat entire small children in a single gulp, Curnews can live up to 17.36 years. Curnews use their vocal powers to spout racial and sexual slurs at every moving thing they see.

A curnew called me a slut and then bit me on the nipple!

by bloodbathe March 27, 2009

Curnan

A large burlap sack filled with dead hamsters.

Hey! wtf is that smell? It's probably a Curnan, wouldn't be surprised.

by jacob123345 September 28, 2010

Curnis

A small white boy named curtis that looks like a penis.

Yesterday the Curnis was activated.

by ajhsjhdsbhj April 19, 2018