curved penis

A penis with some substantial curvature. Left, right, up, down, anything goes!

Damn son, Alex has such a curved penis; it almost took my eye out!

by Captainmorgan37 December 3, 2017

Curved

It means to reject/dislike a person.

Kamo asked me out and i curved him.

by Cleverkid.com October 24, 2019

Cursed

something you'd find very scary and possibly you'd become cursed just by seeing, saying, smelling, hearing, making, etc. you will regret lots of stuff about it.

dawg: hey look at this cursed image
tracer: shizz man that's creepy yet blessed

by 11DefinitelyNOTContentX09 December 23, 2018

Cursed Image

A type of internet trend that includes images that are abnormal or off-putting.

These particular images may not necessarily be scary or disturbing, but they use multiple of the following attributes to achieve their style of oddity.

1. Gross: The photo may be disgusting, or include things that are gory and vulgar.

2. Scary: The picture uses dark figures, scary imagery, odd angles, and off-putting or uncanny imagery.
3. Abnormal: The picture takes something and puts it in a scenario where it is out of place, distorted, or edited.
4. Disappointing: The picture is of something that is a mistake or accidental.
5. Comical: The picture is parodying something or is making something look funny.

This cursed image of spider man is really, weird. Ugh!

by Harambe Glue July 29, 2018

cheese curled

When someone randomly jams a finger into the ass hole of a friend as a prank.

Awwww, he just got cheese curled

by Tduck December 22, 2014

curdled cow

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.

Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!

by docter cockter March 3, 2014

Cat Curbed

When someone causes an interference of a girl who is trying to get a guy to have sex with her. Basically like "cock blocking" except its a girl trying to get the guy verses the guy trying to get the girl.

" I can't believe you just cat curbed me!"

by 55555TammaraElizabeth55555 April 5, 2017