Cupcake Birthday

Noun: The day to celebrate one's half birthday. If on your birthday you receive cake, on your half birthday you should receive a cupcake.

Person One: Today my son turns 2-1/2 years old.
Peron Two: Yay that's his Cupcake Birthday!

by guysm1ley November 29, 2020

Cupcake

What EDP445 calls a 13 year old girl when he gets caught trying to meet her

I’m in the mood for a cupcake right now

by EDP sucks April 22, 2021

picking up a cupcake

When a pedophile goes to a kid's irl location to rape them

EDP445: I'm picking up a cupcake.

*Free Candy van drives by*
Guy: I think that pedo's picking up a cupcake.

by microsoftwindowsvista April 30, 2021

Cupcakes of Forgiveness

cupcakes presented after a wrongdoing is committed.

Sam crashed Kali's car, and he presented her the next day with the cupcakes of forgiveness.

by brodbro March 15, 2010

cupcake phase

Those first weeks of your relationship where you're all giddy and over affectionate and everyone hates you.

Bob and Jane are stuck in that freaking cupcake phase! It's disgusting!

by Vinnyitsvinny2 March 12, 2014

CupcakKe

Writer of Vagina, best singer to ever exist.

Cupcakke: Remind ya, i'm kinda wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina UH wet run it down my vagina .........
I change the thongs 2 times a day it's Niagara Falls in this pussy all day

by Big_Sussy_Amogus November 5, 2021

Cupcakes Fanfiction

The most fucked-up, mentally scarring fanfiction you will ever read. Also happens to be about My Little Pony. The plot:
Rainbow Dash goes to see her friend Pinkie Pie. Pinkie makes her eat a cupcake, which makes Rainbow fall asleep. When she wakes up, she's strapped down in Pinkie's basement (which is filled with other pony's body parts, made to look like they're at a party) Pinkie then proceeds to skin Rainbow's cutie mark off, cut off her wings, EAT PART OF RAINBOW'S LEG- etc. Rainbow eventually dies and Pinkie puts her in a cupcake.

I just read the Cupcakes Fanfiction. I will never eat a cupcake again without throwing up.

by Zapps September 1, 2012