cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.

You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013

Cuntrasting

To compare two women with the intent of exalting one while demeaning the other.

On the red carpet, Joan Rivers can typically be found cuntrasting, "Who wore it best?"

by FuckYouDave Burlesque January 3, 2014

Cumtastic!

fantastic......but with a naughty twist, tastefully delicious in a sexual way

that pasta was cumtastic!

by lemonslemons December 2, 2019

Cuntastic

Ugly girls and fat girls that think they are hot, but no man would ever look at.

Bunbun is cuntastic

by ironman69 April 23, 2009

Cuntsticks

A stick for inserting up the cunt. A dildo.

Have you seen this great new cuntstick it's got nodules and it vibrates and twirls!!!

by M July 30, 2003

Cumtastic

Something so amazing that it makes your penis produce sperm without ever going erect.

That movie was cumtastic!

by ...And Then I Stabbed Him August 14, 2009

Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.

"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021