Cuntscrape

A tasteful name for papshmear, which is the procedure of scraping the walls of cervical canal of a womens snatch to see if she has cervical cancer... often done by a doctor.

Before Jenny goes for her monthly cuntscrape I have to avoid the pink and rail her in the stink.

by Moonshine October 24, 2005

cuntsplash

A person considered to be an asshole or very foolish, that is, a shumshulums

He is such a cuntsplash! Stop being a cuntsplash.

by V.B. N.S. B.R. September 24, 2013

Cuntspiracy

When a group of women congregate to plot your demise.

Never mess with women because next thing you know, they will form a cuntspiracy against you.

by Barnbitch FFF May 6, 2021

cuntspiracy

A conspiracy of cunts.

The NOW is a total cuntspiracy!

by Gringoy September 14, 2007

Cuntspeak

Cuntspeak (kuhnt-speek, kuhnt-speek)

When someone, namely female, spouts information that is generally annoying, unrelated to the topic at hand or just stupid.

I'm tired of all this cuntspeak.

by Not So Serious August 31, 2010

Cunt Spray

Cunt Spray is the fine mist of blood expelled from the vagina when you are fucking a women on her period.

Damn man I got cunt sprayed when I was fucking Mariah this morning.

by Chomponthis142 March 12, 2009

Cuntswaylow

A midget Mexican woman. Because she's a midget, her CUNT is WAY LOW.

One of my coworkers is a cuntswaylow.

by bushnest February 22, 2022