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cuntplant

In woman's gymnastics, a special balance beam maneuver in which the gymnast launches herself into the air before forcibly landing directly upon her genitals, usually resulting in an ebullient crowd reaction.

The move originated as a catastrophic accident in the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, with top members of the gymnastics community referring to it's occurrence as everything from "anticlimactic" to "a failure of orgasmic proportions." Over the course of the last century, however, this has become one of the most beloved moves in all of gymnastics.
I wonder if Kelly will have the balls to go for the cuntplant in her routine.
by Jon Sprush March 25, 2010
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cuntflap

After the waxing, her cuntflaps shone pink.

The supreme cameltoe enabled me to imagine her cuntflaps with great detail
by GRR June 2, 2005
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cuntplay

Turn the radio off please, Dave - fucking Cuntplay again, the mawkish twats.
by una szplodrmann January 26, 2014
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cuntflap

A term used to refer to someone who is completely useless.
Good one, ya cuntflap, ya broke tha fucken chair again!
by bling bling February 28, 2003
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cuntosaurus

One who is exhibiting cunt-like behaviors to an extreme degree, such as being an intolerable bitch and/or extraordinarily slutty. The invocation of such a word also likens the cunt to a humongous, slobber-slinging, flesh-eating dinosaur, which is, in fact what a cunt is.
Pimp, "Shut up, bitch! You be ackin' like a cuntosaurus."
Prostitute, "ROAR!"
by Ashley Hoffa September 21, 2007
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cuntosaurus rex

Cranky, nasty tempered bitch, usually of advanced years.
Watch out for the HR rep, she's a real cuntosaurus Rex
by Dogg-kingg August 21, 2008
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Cuntology

The study of cunt like behavior on all it's forms. How to be a cunt.
The online Cuntologyv101 course will prepare you to alienate all your friends, family and associates with extreme vigor and effectiveness.
by Peanut Butter Bandit 801 April 8, 2021
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