cuntlapper

a negative term for a person you may have low regard for. a popular alternative to douchebag or a step up from a asshole.

That cuntlapper just ate my fries!

by AC Paco June 27, 2006

cuntlord

One who is unable to detect sarcasm and is wholly oblivious to irony and facetiousness.

MF_Nerg is a cuntlord because he thought people saying Shakira were ska were serious.

by skapunx4lyfe October 20, 2006

Cuntrarian

Argumentative bitch

She is such a cuntrarian

by Muley101 March 10, 2014

glove cuntpartment

a hinged storage area in a car, less prevalent since the advent of passenger airbags.

Hey Phil, could you please get the radar detector and FDs out of the glovecunt!

by andy1 May 30, 2005

Cuntlery

When you are going down on a women but you are a classy gentleman

Husband: Want me to go down on you?
Wife: Okay but use the good cuntlery that my mum got us for our wedding

by A.P P.H L.C J.B January 24, 2016

cuntardouche

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntard

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.

You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.

by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005