Semen Centipede

A demonic being that no one can comprehend what it looks like

"What is the Semen Centipede, What the fuck is that?"

by Objgama December 9, 2019

Cuntitude

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

by senseofnon December 23, 2010

Human Centipede

A romantic comedy about an inspiring surgeon who sews three people together from ass to mouth. THEIR IS NO ME IN HUMAN CENTIPEDE! TEAMWORK!

my human centipede is john goodman in the front miley cyrus in the middle and justin beiber in the back. then i would ask miley if she has "the best of both worlds now?"

by kiss my love area February 20, 2011

Centipedo

Same as a pedofile except in an insect form. A picture below is a example taken in a nuclear lab of what these little guys can look like. Be careful. You might have one in your house!

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I have a "centipedo" in my pants!!! HELP

by DanTheManWithThePlanYetWithout November 19, 2018

Human Centipeding

The act of three people engaged in the act of eating the butthole of the person in front of them. The person in front is known as position 1, with the numbers increasing down the line. More than three people is possible, but is strong discouraged.

It was good, until the other three people started human centipeding all over the place.

by thisistotallynotmyname May 19, 2011

Gay centipede

A circle of at least four erect gay men each one standing behind each other, stick their dicks into the rectum of the person in front. If there are enough participants a circle is created.

Ben got the lube so its time for a gay centipede session

by Shakespeare's next of kin April 25, 2017

Pencil-Centipede

When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".

"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"

by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023