Cuntress

CUNTRESS

WAY worse than calling a girl cunt.
Its like a lioness or princess. Ultimate.
Spoiled bitch.

Jody:I think your such a faggot, get out of my house.

Joshua:Why are you such a Cuntress right now?

by Joshua Danger August 22, 2008

cuntcussion

literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless

Poor Ted was never quite the same after Devin gave him that horrible cuntcussion in 2006.

by Tedamata April 27, 2007

Cuntress

The hierarchy of slang terms for contemptible women (and sometimes men) is as follows:
-Bitch
-Fucking Bitch
-Cunt
-Cuntress

A cuntress is someone whom has gone beyond the pale in their acts and attitude towards others. Often recognizable by an unwarranted sense of entitlement, and being so tasteless that videos of beheadings on Al Jazeera seem classy by comparison. Many interactions with cuntresses often end in cuntastrophes.

"There is this girl in my PolySci class, dude she's a total cuntress."

by SeelieSidhe May 23, 2015

Cuntcussion

When you get hit so hard in your head, you can feel it in your cunt.

Drunk Boy: Man, I got hit so hard by that car, that I have a 'cuntcussion'

Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'

by SubLee June 16, 2023

Cuntress

jungkook from bts. he slays everything and anything as south korea’s main vocalist with his slayful vocals, visuals, dancing, and rapping skills. has a perfect hourglass figure and the prettiest doll face to match. outsells everyone in every department imaginable. he’s also the cutest person ever and holds the title of golden maknae bc hes just so good at everything. it’s literally impossible for jungkook not to absolutely slay at anything he does. he serves maximum cunt at all times.

-jungkook outsells all your faves—he’s the ultimate cuntress.

-did you see how he absolutely slayed that performance with his stunning visuals and vocals? Cuntress behavior.

by slaytan slayeondan June 21, 2022

Cuntless bitch

A male homosexual.

Holy fuck look at that cuntless bitch.

by Prion July 12, 2003

cuntness

An adjective for awesome. Drawing etymologically from the awesomeness of the female sex organs.

"Oh, it was total cuntness! It had a strong lead female and a surprise ending!"

"And was dinner good?"
"Oh yeah, it was total cuntness. We went to that new Thai fusion place I've been wanting to try and their coconut soup was cuntness and a half."

"So was your date a nice dude?" "Oh yeah, he's got a job that sounds like absolute cuntness and plus he's really cuntness in bed!"

by dayglogirl April 20, 2010