A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.
Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.
Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."
Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.
Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."
Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.
by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010
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Can be used to express hate or aggression towards a person in one fallow swoop:
Can you believe Shauna used Steve again for his money and of course he let her. She hasn’t called him since she went back to school. That Cunt Ass Whore.
Can you believe Shauna used Steve again for his money and of course he let her. She hasn’t called him since she went back to school. That Cunt Ass Whore.
by John Beaudreau September 16, 2006
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A person, usually a girl, who was really cool at one point in their life but has since become a total douche/introvert.
Guy 1: Dude, whatever happened to Noelle?
Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
Guy 2: I don't know man, she's been a real bitch lately.
Guy 1: Yeah, she's a total cuntastrophe.
by Konglomerate January 10, 2009
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by Olia March 23, 2008
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Get the cuntasaurus mug.1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.
1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.
by blakeibus November 1, 2006
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Pronounced cunta-sur (Cunt Demon / Demonic cunt)
Asur / Asura (असुर) is derived from Sanskrit, meaning demon
Pronounced cunta-sur (Cunt Demon / Demonic cunt)
Asur / Asura (असुर) is derived from Sanskrit, meaning demon
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