cumtainer

It is said of the person swallowing a large amount of cum directly coming from a virile member so large and long (e.g. cocktimus prime) that the only alternative to not swallowing it would end up being suffocation.

Last night, at the office, I had to workplay so hard! When Jessica offered to help me I ended up using her as my cumtainer. She almost suffocated.

by LCFO December 9, 2021

Cumstain McGoo

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date

by Choking Victim December 6, 2006

Cumstain Charlie

A guy, that never has sex, and you can see by the sexual tension on his face, that he masturbates a lot.

"I really hope,that that cumstain Charlie has a gun in his pants!"

by YanTales November 3, 2008

cuntaint

When a cunt expands into the taint

Holy Sh... Look at her cuntaint!

by B5 October 5, 2013

Cumstain

1. General insult

2. Literally a stain made by cum, cum being the product of coming or having came, comed or cummed.

You're a cumstain on the bedlinen of society.

by dbviwuhbv October 5, 2010

cumstain kid

the kid in school who wears the same black pants to school every day which are crusted in cumstains.

cumstain kid received an intense "sneaky fitzgerald" from me 2nd period

by ben thurston December 17, 2008

cumstain

wen he/she cums on u sumwhere and it wont come off and starts to go crusty

birdseye

by lisa mcbirdseye February 3, 2003