Hey babe don't rub your cock down my face tonight. I don't want cum in my nostrils. I have a big meeting tomorrow. Wouldn't want any cumrockets happening.
-- just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while cum propels and splats all over your bosses face
-- just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while cum propels and splats all over your bosses face
by stayflyyson September 17, 2013
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They way that a black guy would ask for a McChicken at McDonalds in french (Montreal North). Cumjackum is jibberish they say and macpoulet is the McChicken
French version:Ouais Ouais, cumjackum macpoulet avec les grosses frites la et grosse mmm coke la.
English version:I want a McChicken with both big fries and big coke
English version:I want a McChicken with both big fries and big coke
by Penuse May 9, 2005
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That’s what she said would be considered the most simple form of a cumback. Of course, the more unique and specific the response, the better.
That’s what she said would be considered the most simple form of a cumback. Of course, the more unique and specific the response, the better.
Him: Hey wanna hang out?
Her: What time?
Him: I’m off work at 9.
Him: Lol I have a long meeting tomorrow so I’m probably gonna be drained around 9 or 10. Next week?
Him: I know something else that’ll be drained around 9 or 10... inches
Her: Ugh you’re right, let’s fuck!
Friend 1: You always gotta hittem with a cumback
Friend 2: Why’s that??
Friend 1: Because talking dirty and suggestive makes her think of you... sexually. She’ll be thinking of the dick! Plus it’s entertaining. For everyone involved.
Friend 2: Even with mediocre dick?
Friend 1: Even with mediocre dick.
Her: What time?
Him: I’m off work at 9.
Him: Lol I have a long meeting tomorrow so I’m probably gonna be drained around 9 or 10. Next week?
Him: I know something else that’ll be drained around 9 or 10... inches
Her: Ugh you’re right, let’s fuck!
Friend 1: You always gotta hittem with a cumback
Friend 2: Why’s that??
Friend 1: Because talking dirty and suggestive makes her think of you... sexually. She’ll be thinking of the dick! Plus it’s entertaining. For everyone involved.
Friend 2: Even with mediocre dick?
Friend 1: Even with mediocre dick.
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