Jiggy Cumwater

An overtly joyous person who loves to cum in their toilet’s septic tank

That dude is such a jiggy cumwater

by Jackinator84 December 28, 2022

cumquat

any of several trees or shrubs of the genus Fortunella
bearing small orange-colored edible fruits with thick
sweet-flavored skin and sour pulp

A cumquat is a plant that grows in Africa

by Pool Of Corruption November 23, 2004

cumquat

the female fruit

I stuck my finger in her cumquat and it was nice and juicy

by sj January 12, 2004

cumtwat

a female with a delicious piece of pie

yea! go ahead man, get you some of that cumtwat. I know i have.

by Greg Smith February 7, 2007

cumtwat

The woman of my dreams. Loves fucking, anal, facials, swallowing, and funny sexual nicknames.

After all these years, I've finally found my cumtwat!

That's my cumtwat!

by stanleythepowerdrill January 3, 2006

Cumquating

The act of having sex with fruit, and/or cumming into them by drilling or cutting holes into the side of a fruit and inserting your penis into the hole.

"Did you hear what Jacob did?"
"No what?"
"He fucked a watermelon"
"Oh that's nothing, Derek made love to cantaloupe then a grapefruit just last week!"
"Jacob's mom thought the fruit was spoiled because it had runny white liquid in it."
"She's probably never heard of Cumquating before."

by Big Blue Bear May 24, 2009

cumquat

a fat disgusting nasty bitch that thinks she is so hot

Len's girlfriend is such a cumquat and he has no idea

by lensgirlsucks November 17, 2011