Cumping

To go camping with the expectation of screwing in the woods, tent, or cumper.

Dude, I can't hang out with you this weekend. Cindy and I are going on a cumping trip.

Wow Sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. Matt and I went cumping.

by Tiny Bubbles April 13, 2009

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minted cumkin

You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern, throw in a packet of polos and then get a women to put it on her head

cumkins and dumpkins are over grandad. it's minted cumkins now.

by dangerousmikej November 14, 2011

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cumping

cum dumping. when one deposits their cum in mass quantities into someone's asshole.

"I'm going to go cumping this weekend with Dean."
"Dude, that's gross."

by bellaautumn October 28, 2015

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Crumpkin

The act of recieving oral sex while deficating (taking a dump) and smoking crack. An evolution of the Blumpkin.

woman 1: I have no idea what to get my husband for his birthday. Any ideas?
woman 2: Why don't you give him a blumpkin?
woman 1: No, no, that will never do. I gave him one of those last year.
woman 3: Well then, how about a Crumpkin?
woman 1: Perfect! Now I just need to get some crack...

by RefinedAndDefined January 10, 2010

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Speed Crumpkin

To receive a blow job in a car at high speed while taking a dump in a bed pan, or the seat if you could care less, and smoking crack simaltaneously.

See also blumpkin, crumpkin, and speed blump

Jaeff- "Dude, my GF just gave me a speed crumpkin on the HW, and now i'm gonna need some oxy clean for my car."

Joe- "Wait what does HW stand for?"

Jaeff- "The highway bro, duh."

Joe- "Oh, ha ha ha, you didn't use the bed pan, again?"

by asdfsdfghghkghnytdjathe May 11, 2010

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