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Cumflustered

The somewhat mind boggeling confusing which overcomes a woman where she recieves, on her face, several bursts of seminal fluid from multiple angles, resulting in a temporary "dementia" like state accompanied by a bewildering facial expression.
... Dude, me Mike and the boy's went all bukake on this drunk hoe's ass last night after the club. That bitch was totally cumflustered
by the-t-o-dubdizzle May 13, 2011
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The San Marino Cumbuster

When you defeat half of your opponents chess pieces with only one horse.
Did you see when Magnus Carlsen used The San Marino Cumbuster on his opponent.
by Ostronius March 11, 2023
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cumbuster

When you are getting a blowjob and are uncircumcised and your foreskin explodes like a balloon from the pressure of being blown into.
Dam that Asian hooker gave me a real cumbuster, haven't pissed right in a week.
by Anti asian August 24, 2017
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combusted

"have you ever combusted looking at gurthy yoongi"
by combusture yoongi June 7, 2018
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Eldarado Cumduster

an eldarado cumduster is when you are in a 69 position with a female and while shes sucking your penis you are kicking her in the head with the spurs on your boots and in the peak of the sexual position you must poop in her mouth and be putting baking powder in her eyes while cumming in her ear
last night raspusia was giving me a eldarado cumduster
by DBASP March 9, 2009
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Cumfused

When a gentleman is not sure if he likes a man's cum or a woman's cum.

A person can also be cumfusing if they act strange in that, they claim they are straight but act in certain homosexual manners, Eg) weak wrists, girlish stance, and slight/ strong lisp.
As I left the co-ed orgy, I found myself wondering which sex, male or female, I liked better during the festivities of orgy. I must be cumfused.
by BoogiedownBLLLAkke April 13, 2010
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Comfused

Meaning glued to the computer screen unable to escape. Com = computer: Fused = glued.
'Im so comfused right now.'
'Arent we all!!'
by SuperKamiGoku October 29, 2011
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