cumcopter

At the point of intercourse where the male has an orgasm, he pulls out and spins his body in such a way to make the penis whirl around like a helicopter blade; therefore disseminating his semen throughout the area.

"Just when I thought he was done, Tommy pulled out and did a cumcopter and splatted his cum all over my walls"

by ledirious August 10, 2016

cumfapelation

When you, after making out with a girl, do not manage to make fucky with her, so you rid yourself of blue balls by fapping, which leads to elation greater than that which the girl could have supplied, but you create a confabulation of how you rocked the daisies with her in order to impress your friends.

Bro 1: Mine dude, did it come to thine ears that Louis and Esranel were partaking in Coitus?
Bro 2: Ye, but methinks it be but a weeny cumfapelation.
Bro 1: Perchance true, Louis has distinguished himself as quite the accomplished swindler.
Bro 2: Yah, he be a cunt.
Bro 1: Bro
Bro 2: Bro

by consciousnessisanillusion February 14, 2018

CumLappingCunt

When ones area of expertise is eating the cum a woman squirts in his mouth from being built up for years. Lapping it up even knowing it contains enormous amounts of truck stop glory hole loads . Someone who eatsbtheir own cum from a womans asshole.

You are nothing but a cumlappingcunt who eats seamen for breakfast

by Crissy Thumbs January 11, 2021

human cumcake

A type of cumcake where many men cum all over a girl's body. Then they lick off her cum.

Yesterday I was made into a human cumcake.

by MsEnid September 14, 2017

Cumcaine

It's when excess jizz is snorted like Cocaine powder.

Tom: Yo, Linda is Down With the Cumcaine Yo!
Harry: My my.

by Rick "The Rat" Masters. October 3, 2011

cumcakes

When you put your cum in cupcake batter instead of water or milk.

Those cumcakes were deeeelicious

by Melorganne March 30, 2007

cumcakes

When you use cum instead of milk or water while baking cupcakes.

1.Mm those cumcakes were deee-licious.

by Morgella April 2, 2007