cum

stuff guys spit out of there penis either in my mouth pussy or ass

he "came" sooooooooo much i overflowed and it went all over his brand new car seats

by tight April 12, 2004

cum

Female: to hit the climax
Male: the juice of life
surefire comedy

Jim: hey dude
Bill: yeah?
Jim: cum piss tiddy wiener
Both: ROTFLMFAOOL

by BigPpManUnderscoreSixtyNine August 04, 2020

cum

the nice white, thick, candy like substance that projects from the penis during ejaculation

i love to swallow all of the cum
oh shit im cumming

by Maxwell K. Davison March 26, 2003

cum

A warm, delicious, creamy liquid which you suck out of a man's long, hard cock. Fabulous, right?!

I unzipped his fly and started rummaging through his boxers until I finally pulled out his surprisingly large, 8-inch cock. I then began tugging on it every-so-gently, making it hard. Then I began to lick the head of his cock, slowly, gently, gobbling up every bit of pre-cum that came out. Finally, I began to suck his cock, my head bobbing up and down, taking all 8-inches at once until he finally exploded--cumming right in my mouth. I swallowed, of course!

by Mr. Cum-Bucket August 29, 2008

cum

That white stuff that comes out of your penis when your jacking off

I just got cum all over my self!

by I'm jacking off September 07, 2003

cum

1-An slang term for come
2-Ejaculation

1-Cum on feel the noize
2-Im about to cum in your mouth

by james23485 March 14, 2004

cum

something all women should swallow after sex, as a gesture of kindness.

Guy #1: Why don't more women swallow cum?
Guy #2: I...I don't know! It only lasts a few seconds for them. We men have to endure eating women out for much longer, and they ain't always fresh and dandy down there!
Guy #1: You think too much.
Woman: What are you guys talking about?
Guy #1: Nothing, ma'am. Here are your french fries.

by corcan June 15, 2006