Culinary Heresy

To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous.

Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!

by MetalHead16 October 30, 2010

culinary racist

someone who leaves the over or under cooked part of their food, even when its still edible.

guy: hey why haven't you eaten that piece of pizza?
girl: its not cooked the same as the rest, its slightly burnt
guy: you culinary racist!

by Cap'n Loz May 4, 2010

Culinary Dehydration

The effect of eating either very salty, or very spicy foods which leave you so thirsty, that you feel as if you are literally dehydrated.

"Dude, last night I tried Jamaican food for the first time, and even though that jerk chicken was great, after I got home, I spent the whole night chugging down water by the gallons...I was suffering from Culinary Dehydration!"

by RacerboyGTR May 24, 2009

culinary farm

A farm that works directly with chefs at nearby restaurants to raise or grow animals or produce specifically for the restaurants' seasonal menu. Contrast with farms that grow for farmer's market and/or CSA sales.

They run a culinary farm: they don't sell at market, only to restaurants.

by king dáin April 14, 2013

culinary school

A place where you go to learn to be a professional chef.

When I grow up, I wanna go to culinary school.

by MissDesserts January 28, 2023

Culinary Discomfort

The feeling you get when someone near you is eating a gross combination of food and/or sauces.

Person 1: Do you see that kid over there? What is he eating?

Person 2: Oh that's Person 3, he eats the grossest combinations of food I've ever seen. Looks like today he brought a ham sandwich with ranch dressing and bar-b-que sauce and he's dipping it in his milk and his soup. Gross.

Person 1: That causes me to have a lot of Culinary Discomfort. I wish he would just stop.

by Can't stand that smell guys January 2, 2013

Culinary Criminal

A person that uses food in ways that makes a person gag, disgusted or throw up on sight or consumption

Person 1: Check it out! Ketchup dipped Pop-Tarts™!
Person 2: WTF bro? You're a culinary criminal now!

by Kubatczew June 21, 2022