Edward Cullen

The reason I have no girlfriend.

Girl: We're breaking up.
Boy: Why?
Girl: You're just not Edward Cullen, sorry.

by SoIherdyouliekmudkipz June 6, 2009

Edward Cullen

An ideal unrealistic image of a guy. Not seeing him for what he is, or only as you want him to be.

Obviously coined from the character Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
- The character is never given an in-depth description, but we're told he's handsome, so readers just image him as what they find attractive. Fans have also interpreted his actions in ways that seem more romantic or charming.
- Edward is idolized by Bella, she sees him as "perfect" and "godlike". Yet antis have stated some of his actions are actually creepy and abusive.

Girl #1: "So what's this new boyfriend like?"
Girl #2: "He's...he's like my own Edward Cullen!"
Girl #1: "Oh lord."

by NonnieMouse June 3, 2010

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is a 108 year-old virgin who sparkles. You do the math.

Guy 1: Dude is that Edward Cullen?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.
Guy 1: Isn't he a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's 108
Guy 1: Wow, he has some serious issues to work out

by ohwaoerujlk October 25, 2009

cluelessality

it is being in the reality of the realization that you are clueless

Jumping in the middle of a discussion, her cluelessality on the topic was overwhelming

by mymint87 January 11, 2011

Clit Clueless

Men (and women) who are clueless to the powers of the clit-thus mostly ignoring it altogether.

Jane: was he good in bed? Did you cum?

Jill: cum? I wish! He's clit clueless. He somehow really thinks I'm cumming JUST BECAUSE he's fucking me. Damn it! Clit clueless! And I'm too old to be teaching men about clits. That's why I have a vibrator.

by jaggerbush January 28, 2007

Alice Cullen

One of the four or five characters in the Twilight Saga that isn't a Mary Sue and/or Gary Stu. She's described as pixie-like throughout the series, with black spiky hair, pale skin, (obviously, she's a vampire) and she's the smallest family member. She was one of the Cullens that wanted Bella to remain alive in Twilight when the family argued about whether or not to kill her when Edward saved her life in fear of exposure. Her mate is Jasper Hale, another one of the non-Gary Stu characters. She was changed by a vampire who loved her in her human life (which she doesn't have any real recollection of), who was killed by James (the one who tried to kill Bella in the first book). Her full human name was Mary Alice Brandon.

Person # 1: Alice Cullen is the only good character in the series.

Person # 2: With maybe the exceptions of Jasper Hale and Jane Volturi.

*begin argument about how Jane is evil*

by Nicole2016 July 23, 2011

Clueless angel

A person too edgy for this earth.
They most likely post edgy, over edited posts on Instagram and are a #vapingqueen

Wow, she is such a clueless angel

by Cluelessangelfan May 28, 2019