Post Culinary Narcolepsy

A Slang Medical Term for when you fall asleep after eating Food, Or when you are very tired and want to fall asleep.

Also Shortened to PCN

"I am suffering from Post Culinary Narcolepsy after that meal"

by MRsneezy August 10, 2007

Cuisinart

1.A machine in which you stick fruits, or vegetables in to create juice.

2. Mary Roach's fav. word

Alex "Mary! I told you not to stick pencils in the cuisinart"

M. Roach *tear*

by Mary Roach February 7, 2005

Culinary Orgasm

when you are eating really good food and you moan and make sounds while you are eating it

Dude I ate that chocolat cake and had a culinary orgasm

by seth Cranford December 19, 2008

California Culinary Academy (CCA)

The California Culinary Academy (CCA) is a Le Cordon Blue school located in San Francisco, California. The CCA is a French style fine dining cooking school. The few students that actually end up graduating usually end up working at Applebees or the Olive Garden after doing free labor called an "externship" at a 3-5 star restaurant . The student population is made up of slutty girls with warped self images, ex carnies from the south, obese people, perverted old men, stoners, cocaine abusers, other substance abusers, alcoholics, ex criminals including sex offenders. The chef instructors and staff are just as bad as the students. More than 30% of the students to do not graduate. Some are just lazy and never took it seriously in the first place, and others just ruin their lives by partying it up in San Francisco and never amount to anything. Attending the CCA and getting a shitty chef job after school will never pay off the forty six grand in loans for tuition and thousands of other loans taken out for housing. If you attend the CCA, you are either a pervert, alcoholic, stoner, junky, creep, or all of the above. If you attend CCA, you can actually get a good culinary education if you take it seriously. But usually once you arrive, you'll just become a junky like the rest of the students.

I attended the California Culinary Academy (CCA) to become a chef. Now I am just an alcoholic.

by Slutty Wolf December 27, 2009

culinary abortion

An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.

Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!

Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.

by conman69 June 10, 2008

CO - Cullinary Orgasm

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced when eating something that is truely amazing, usually resulting from stimulation of the taste buds and usually accompanied by a "hmmmmmm" sound.
2. Most the time a CO is caused by partaking in a cullinary good that catches the eater off guard and is particularly amazing causing a reaction called the Cullinary Orgasm or "CO"

1.After tasting the carrot cake cheese cake that Ivy had made for the first time, Adam paused as he had a "CO - Cullinary Orgasm" and let out a slow deep "hmmmmm that's amazing"
2.Laura bragged to her girlfriends that the roast she had made gave her husband a "CO"
3. Allan slowed down to enjoy the taste of the sushi with watermellon pop rocks that topped the dinner off with the big "CO"

by Lee Ivy June 12, 2009

Cardio Culinary Resuscitation

After you've had an awful meal (typically one so bad that you regret your overall choice to have even eaten at that establishment) you don't feel any more satiated than when before you ate. To cure both your hunger AND your dismay/anger, you must go eat a meal that you know you will enjoy, to resuscitate yourself. This act is Cardio Culinary Resuscitation.

Shit those ribs were made out of cardboard. Guys, we need some Cardio Culinary Resuscitation to atone for what we've done.

by Nick [the Third] October 29, 2010