Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers
Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers
Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.
by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009
originated by my boy "skinflute" in Davis Ca. Oven Cuddler is in short, a "jew". Why a jew? Because back in the day in Hitler's concentration camps when the jews were burned in masses, they were all stuffed in giant ovens and all of them looked as if they were cuddling. Hence, the definition "oven cuddler"
Don't be an "oven cuddler" man. Pull out your wallet and pay for your part of the bill!!!
The reason he has no damn friends is because he's an "oven cuddler"
The reason he has no damn friends is because he's an "oven cuddler"
by Da Skrill June 23, 2006
A female not of the African race, who enjoys being intimate with people whom are from Africa or descendent and have black skin.
Best friend: She was a good girl before she met Tyrone, she seems so dirty now that she became a coon cuddler.
by Smokey-Joe December 26, 2018
A serial killer who cuddles you to death while slowly whispering in an ASMR fashion; the lyrics to Dancing Queen
by JoshieYoshi August 20, 2021
So the parts they sent didn't fit the whole job is shit but the keyboard cuddlers said it will be fine
by CJDustyMiner August 17, 2015
A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.
"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."
"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"
"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"
by Russell Cohen March 21, 2011
by Mike Hawk (say it aloud) January 29, 2011