Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.
Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
by Crackajak August 25, 2008
by Infamous Adam May 10, 2006
A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)
by Patriotic Leftie February 27, 2021
1.A sick dick
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck
1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."
by Bootylicious June 24, 2004
what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..
teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....
by the mouseinator September 03, 2006
by Faggot Disorder May 20, 2020
by brookiepotatopeople2345 February 09, 2017