cubicle farm

monotonous office environment characterized by white collar slaves wasting there lives in pseudo-offices with four foot walls while slowly morphing into zombies.

After 3 hours in the cubicle farm, i could feel my brain turning into a mushy mass of rotten pudding-like material.

by eus091142 December 18, 2003

Cubicle Coma

When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.

As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.

by MDermy August 20, 2010

cubicle warrior

A person who works long hours in a cubicle doing mundane work.

person 1: John can't come to poker tonight because he's workin' late.

Person 2: Damn, he's a cubicle warrior

by thatguy994839 June 25, 2009

cubicle

1. A small "office" in which an employee loses all of their will to live let alone keep their job.

At work, I sit in a cubicle.

by Joe June 9, 2003

cubiculling

The selective weeding out of undesirable employees under the guise of corporate downsizing.

Chet: Hey hey Brad, time to go smoke a few bow-- dude! Where's Brad?!

Herb: Victim of the latest cubiculling.

Chet: The latest what?

Herb: "Cubiculling." ... and you're probably next.

by theDalaiLummox August 26, 2010

Milford Cubicle

An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"

I think I'll call you...Milford Cubicle.

by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004

Cubiculous

If something is cube shaped it is cubiculous. Why I use this word I'm not quite sure. It doesn't make much sense and sounds funny. It also scares my friends, which is always fun.

Me: Look at that box! It's totally cubiculous!

People I around me: You need help.

by I Am Not a Hippie August 25, 2008