crunkle dorfen

The sexual act of ripping your own penis off, or if it was ripped off beforehand, and (with power and effort) inserting it into your anus until it is lodged in completely and cannot be removed.

Dude, sorry if I am sitting funny I totally crunkle dorfened last night and I haven't taken a shit yet so it's still in my ass.

Fuck bro! I crunkle dorfened like a week ago and now all of my shit was building up in my ass and I totally had a volcano eruptanus this morning!

by CreatorAnym December 03, 2018

crunkle tom

An African American male who participates (in any way) in the crunkcore scene.

"Bro, did you see all of those crunkle toms in that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend video?"

"I sure did, man. What a bunch of race traitors."

by Hippie Crusher 666 March 22, 2017

Crunkle

A strange or obscure sound that creates a crackling and crunchy noise like the sound of my Kia Soul being crushed by a tractor.

I heard a crunkle in the woods.

by /v/-tan September 25, 2022

Crunkle

To sound like a windex bottle, spraying, when you laugh.

Joe sounded like a wonderful bottle when he laughed, he crunkled

by Flex_Luther July 07, 2022

crunkle

Your uncle who buys you alcohol when you're under 21 and drunkenly hits on girls at your underage parties. Your uncle you get "crunk" with...

Hey man, is it cool if my crunkle comes over tonight? He may be old and creepy but he has alcohol.

by Macklemann April 16, 2016

Crunkle

A crunk uncle, everyone has one.

"Who's that man by himself in the corner eating a raw hot dog?"
"Oh that's my Crunkle Keith"

by Cardi P September 10, 2018

Crunkled

Something that is so badly wrinkled that it is beyond crinkled, creased or crumpled that it's a combination of all three

That blouse is so crunkled an iron can't even make it straight

by CrawfordMurphyMagic March 20, 2022