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cingular

A poor excuse for a cell phone company that always drops call, has the smalled calling range and largest black out areas
Stupid Cingular it dropped my call again.
by lo_fi April 28, 2005
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cingular

(noun)
1. A phone company that really stinks.
2. An exclamation of disgust or discontent.

(adjective)
Suckish and/or annoying. Really bad.
(noun)
1.
Jeff: "Hey, buddy. What service do you have?"
John: "I have Cingular."
Jeff: "I'm so sorry."
2.
Jeff: "I like to eat babies."
John: "Eww! Cingular!"

(adjective)
Jeff: "I eat babies!"
John: "Eww! That's really Cingular!"
by flyinninjamunkii October 19, 2007
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cingular

/*SIN*/gu/lar/ (n.)

The singular most irritating cell phone provider on the planet.

They're eating up cell phone companies like candy and turning the old company's great service into the CINGULAR CROCK OF SHIT.

All service representatives are well trained in the arts of the "NO". No, there's nothing wrong with your ten-thousand-dollar bill. Yes, your phone dialed Jamaica for 10 hours by accident, but that's not our fault *cough*. Yes we have shitty featureless phones. Yes we overcharge for data usage. BUT THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION? NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU, GIVE US YOUR MONEY.

A good-for-nothing monopolizing company that cares about as much about you as Microsoft does.

Add that to the fact that Cingular has the CINGLE worst quality of ANY provider in the world, even though they have swallowed more cell companies than I care to think about, and you have no arguement about the worst cell phone provider in the world.

Cingular C'uks.
Hey Dan, you got a cell phone?
Sure.
ACCK! It's Cingular! I'll just use a pay phone. No thanks.
Why?
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY'RE SAYING!
by Falcon4 June 9, 2005
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crunkulation

(krun-que-lay-shun)
1. the state and or condition of being crunked and or getting crunked.
My body requires nightly crunkulation in order to rejuvenate.
by xeaudo April 3, 2008
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Craigular

A regular at a bar, who happens to be named Craig.
Is that guy a regular? No, he’s a Craigular.
by R Jeezy February 19, 2020
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Chingular

Chingular is a word that describes something, such as "cool" chingular replaces cool so you can sound more chadular.
That movie was chingular bro.
by MichaelJlJackson June 27, 2020
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Crongulation

A simple mathematical sum which due to the ineptitudes of an individual, ends with a hugely erroneous answer, namely a crongulation.
Worker 1 "Dude, you seem to have a crongulation here. You've managed to add two and two and got potato"

Worker 2 "Oh man, I totally crongulated those figures. I'm sorry"
by mottleyc February 14, 2013
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