crunchy

The characteristics of a neo hippy.

Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.

by Nina July 28, 2003

Crunchie

A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

Crunchies

Similar to the munchies, the crunchies are a specific craving for crunchy snacks such as potato chips, tortilla chips and corn nuts. Usually brought on by THC consumption.

Pete blazed up and before he knew it he had a the crunchies big time. As there were no chips in the house he had to settle for a bag of croutons.

by winchun April 29, 2010

Crunchies

Infantrymen, engineers, clerks, and just about everyone else who doesn't ride in a tank. So named for the sound they make when they get their sorry selves run over.

Man, I'm telling you, if those damn crunchies don't get out of the way, I'm going to take the treads to every last one of them!

by Cat-Kill January 19, 2008

crunchie

someone whos hair colour isnt blonde yet they act like it is
brown/black on the outside blonde on the inside

Vanessa: heya have you talked to tash
Jessie: no why?
Vanessa: she walked into a tree on sunday
Jessie: ouch..what a crunchie

by Clox June 4, 2007

Crunchy

Embarrassed. Ashamed. Flustered

Man I was feeling crunchy as shit!

by Joejohn November 30, 2013

Crunchy

Crunchy is a mix of cringy and salty. It is considered an insult.

"Geez man Ashley is being super crunchy"

by Beenherebefore August 6, 2017