Crumping

The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.

Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.

by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009

Crumped

when you go somewhere for an easy job and it all goes to shit

I was supposed to have an early knock off today but I got crumped

by Pegabro June 21, 2018

Crump

When Donald Trump says something so appalling you crap yourself.

I crumped myself after hearing the GOP primaries

by GC42 August 11, 2016

Crump

A young individual that gets beaten by his father.

That guy is a crump.

by Proffessor itilect September 27, 2022

Crump

A rather large crap. Can be used in any context.

Did you see that crump that Sheila took the other night? It was humongous

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Crumped

The act of being hit so hard space distorts

Jock 1: Did you hear about Jock 3?
Jock 2: What happened?
Jock 1: Dude got crumped

by The ‘High’ Cleric February 27, 2020

crump

A slang medical term indicating that a patient's medical condition is rapidly worsening. See also: circling the drain.

I gotta run to room 3815--my patient is starting to crump!

That patient with the stroke is crumping--we better call the family!

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004