avetard couch 

The place where an avetard sits while taking a dab. This couch has gone through a lot and seen hella wild ass shit. The primary purpose of the couch is to serve as a "resting spot" after niggas are done with the dab rig and are out like a light. Just know that anytime you hear the words "have a seat" from someone wanting to talk, you're gonna find yourself involved in a dumbass conversation. I should also mention that two of the cushions are permanently flattened from when the mexican elephants took a seat on them that one night.

One night when the avetards were high as shit and fucking with Henry's axe, they accidentally cut a slit on one of the couch cushions. This was described as an "accident" but knowing how horny some of these dudes are, it wouldn't surprise me if the slit on the avetard couch was made intentionally so it could serve another purpose too.

avetard couch by TurnM3Up November 24, 2020

collection couch 

An old worn out couch, usually a hand-me-down with stains and tears that is essential in any bachelor pad and usually hosts random girls, skanks and strays.

Yo Benny, did you see what kind of trash is waiting for you on the collection couch this time?

collection couch by El el fetches April 19, 2010

couch rapist 

That guy who asks to crash at your house for a few days but never seems to leave and decides that your couch is his romantic lover.

"Damn man, Joe showed up at my house three months ago and won't leave. He has turned into a serious couch rapist."

couch rapist by oracleofchangeorders October 1, 2013

Heroin Couch

Is a couch that is really comfortable. A heroin couch is so comfortable and relaxing it takes hours until you can physically get off, and move on to other activities.

Once you get on the Heroin Couch it's hard to get off.

Man I was on the Heroin Couch all day and forgot to pick up my litter brother from school

Heroin Couch by Herschworld October 6, 2010

Couch Juror 

A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."

Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.

Couch Juror by thedrod August 12, 2012

couch guy 

Your boyfriend who defidently isn't cheating on you with some random girl from his college. Maybe you traveled across the country to suprise your boyfriend but instead you found him acting um.. well cheating.

"I don't care who I date as long as they aren't a couch guy."

couch guy by couchguyfan101 October 2, 2021

Couch Dwellers 

The Theater/Music/Kids who don't shower, who reside in the Grand View University student centers on the couches.

The Trends of the Stereotypical Couch Dweller
-General Dirty Look/Lack of Hygiene

-Have Horrible Haircuts/Style
-Have No Social Cues or No Verbal Filter
-Talk About Sexual Things Constantly
-Enjoy Quoting Horrible Movies
-Are involved in all the clubs that promote diversity and including people, yet are very judgmental and not very inclusive
-The men dwellers enjoy putting down the woman dwellers and using slang against them
-Dwellers have spent at least one night in the GVU Student Center Couch area
-Enjoy D&D and other Role Playing Video games and are most likely involved in L.A.I.R.E (See movie Role Models)

The Dwellers have named themselves "The Circle"

If you walk within twenty feet of the dwellers prepare for the sexual slang and curse word you will hear

The Dwellers will try and suck your soul if sit in their area, beware of spells that they will curse on you and of the foul odor they well send your direction

Scientists have been debating on the origin of the couch dwellers for centuries, but the majority of them agree that they came from abyss that is a High School Band room

Check Out The Dwellers

What is that smell, ohhh its the Couch Dwellers

What the Dweller!?!

Couch Dwellers by Concerned GVU Citizen September 28, 2011