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Crocodile Funhouse:

When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
John: What's up? You look sad.

Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?

Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.

John: makes sense.
by Cheeki_Cunt_Corz April 13, 2016
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Crocodile Wank

The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.
Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.
by Tyamm January 6, 2017
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Crocodile Smiles

Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.
Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.
by DIABOLIC4L June 23, 2007
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ciotog

Left, as in handed....also refered to as "strange one" Gaelic
One in ten of the students is ciotog
by Mark Manning November 24, 2006
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Croatoan Day

It's the day that Supernatural fandom has been waiting for.
Where Supernatural fandom celebrates the day of the Apocalypse and Croatoan virus spread.
By celebrating we draw Croatoan word on our visible parts of body and take pictures of excessive amount of toilet papers we own at our houses.

This celebration day is caused by episode of famous Tv show called Supernatural, where is season 5 episode 4, one of the main characters Dean Winchester is sended to the future between a 1 - 7 of August 2014, to see the consequences of his actions.

"Hoard the toilet paper, hoard it like it's made of gold".
by PaulaBear August 1, 2014
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crocodile mudslinger

When a girl bites down on you nutsack and causes you to erupt an explosive soupy shit on her face.
That nigger must have gotten a crocodile mudslinger last night cause he be stinkin'.
by Curtis E Bearr January 2, 2009
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Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.
Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper
by Oorwlly January 20, 2023
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