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Crotching

The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.
Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)
by ep42 April 23, 2009
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crotchital

The nether-regions; genitals, the crotch; a combination of words creating the super-word to describe the lower region; a genius invention of the coolest dude ever.
Timmy got kicked in the crotchital by Suzy! That must hurt!
by plasticfuck November 28, 2005
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Crotching

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."
by R. Cahill May 3, 2008
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crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.
Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!
by heddcase June 19, 2011
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crotchalogical

the logic of the crotch
We chose to put this in crotchalogical order because it shows the order of my penis's preference.
by Happy Loman December 21, 2008
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crotchital

Areas contained within the crotch and adjacent nearby zones.
Dude! I hooked up with that chick last week and now I'm itching all around my crotchital area.
by 1960Pegleg September 26, 2019
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Crouchinator

Is a male stalker that exclusively pursues hot tiny women of just legal age with tiny firm asses not much bigger than their own hard cocks. These males typically fuck these women in the prone position with a couple of pillows shoved under their hips. They make no distinction between an asshole and a vagina and will gladly fill each hole to the rim with sperm. They are also easily amazed as to how deep they can go before the woman feels like she is being impaled on a wooden stake. These males are easily offended by women that spill their seed and will typically carry around a bag of old wine bottle corks to plug holes that they have recently filled. These males typically weigh 2 to 4 times as much as their women.
Damn dude, don't be such a crouchinator.
by TwoSocks February 24, 2019
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