crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

Crotchet

1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.

2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.

1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."

2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"

by X-T-C October 2, 2017

crotchital

The nether-regions; genitals, the crotch; a combination of words creating the super-word to describe the lower region; a genius invention of the coolest dude ever.

Timmy got kicked in the crotchital by Suzy! That must hurt!

by plasticfuck November 28, 2005

Crotcherazzi

Paparazzi who get awkward crotch shots, whether intended or not.

If you wear that super short dress, the crotcherazzi will be following you in hordes.

by SallyBillabonging February 28, 2013

crotcheting

This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!

Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.

by alksolo August 26, 2005

Crotchet

1. Verb To knit, a style of knitting.
"Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. The combination of crotch and rocket

1. "Mary crocheted my sweater."


2. "Oh my god! Look at that guys huge crotchet! That thing could blast a hole through my bedroom wall!"

by Shadow Link (Tyler) July 16, 2008

crotchetyness

One possessing unrelenting negativity towards everything, especially the PS2 or PSP

Mock's crotchetyness is legendary

by sonycowboy October 12, 2004