Crotchcano

A crotchcano is an opening, and/or rupture, in a person's pelvic area.

Adj: Vagina

Guy: You make me so hot
Girl: I'm hot too. My crotchcano is on fire.

by ihuntmidgets April 24, 2010

Crotcherazzi

Paparazzi who get awkward crotch shots, whether intended or not.

If you wear that super short dress, the crotcherazzi will be following you in hordes.

by SallyBillabonging February 28, 2013

crotchgrab

A gesture usually exibited by male Homo Sapiens, it involves reaching for ones nuts and yelling something idiotic.

Wow, Tom Cruise just did a crotchgrab.

by DJ Silly Hat August 28, 2007

crotchrot

If you leave a wet bathing suit on too long, your penis will develop a painful rash

Aw man, this crotchrot is killing me, ill be waddling for the rest of the day.

by George Duffy May 4, 2005

crotchrot

1) A condition in which the genitalia of a man or woman is foul or rotting away.

2) A sexually transmitted disease.

I fooled around without a condom and acquired a bad case of crotchrot.

by UrbanWebster February 14, 2004

crotchwatching

To look at crotch to be a pervert.

i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching

by nuuvsc May 8, 2007

Crotchrot

Proper noun. Man with small penis whom dates controlling women. Goes well with rye bread.

Often found engaged in Crotchrotting Circle

Geeze, we need one more man for football. Where's Crotchrot?

by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004