Croosed

To be hopeful to the point of crossing your fingers

I was croosed that I would get an interview

by Podulike March 3, 2014

Croose

A goose who participates in illegal activities

The croose, it's getting away!

by anonymous November 19, 2021

crooshbaggery

A portmanteau of croosh and douchebaggery. It is douchebaggery to the absolute extreme.

Did you see that guy kick that blind man and then steal his wallet? What crooshbaggery.

by MJMizzle August 28, 2006

Crooks and Castles

Hot clothing brand sold on karmaloop. The concept was easy. "Crooks", criminals, pimps, hustlers, thieves, etc. And "Castles" those who got rich by becoming a crook.

I saved 20% off on Crooks and Castles clothing on Karmaloop by using repcode AN24457!!

by loscoches January 5, 2009

crooping

When you cry while you poop

I was crooping last night.

by alexaforev March 20, 2017

Ain’t no such things as halfway crooks

Phrase from Mobb Deep’s “Shook One’s Pt. II” 1995, meaning that you are either a crook (thief) or you aren’t

What Mobb Deep is referring to as halfway crooks are rappers who act hard but really aren’t

“Scared to death and scared to look, they shook, ‘cause no ain’t no such things as halfway crooks”

by EminemONTOP June 8, 2022

Crookston

noun; a state of mind, rather than a place, characterized by long stretches of seemingly endless boredom; emphasized by uninterrupted stretches of binge drinking which may or may not include loss of memory, friends, and/or property, and the bitches are no where to be found.

That party last night made me feel like I was in Crookston; I boned a goat and do not remember what happened after that.

by SwaggaDaddyK March 23, 2011