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Conklin

A large strawberry, who looks like a flaming homosexual and a wild ostrich. He is often found in the wild fighting or slapping someone else usually named Jake. People often say that a Conklin looks like the "I'm a snake" guy from youtube.
Person A: Did you see that wild ostrich on discovery channel last night?
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin

Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.
by thewildlifespecialist October 7, 2011
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Crinkling

Something humans say when they’re laughing.
AHAHAH, OH, PINK, I MEAN, ‘FRIEND’, THAT JOKE WAS SO FUNNY! I’M CRINKLING. I’M CRUMPLING UP INTO A LITTLE BALL. I’M FOLDING. YOU’RE DOING ORIGAMI WITH ME. I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW FUNNY THAT WAS. I’M COLLAPSING.
by BitterlyJitteryandAlsoAnxious February 15, 2020
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cronkink

Cronkink, a fetish that occurs when someone has sexual attraction to a violet blooded, fish greaser, with lighting shaped horns.
Him: any fetishes or kinks babe?~
Her: yeah not anything for you but occasionally Cronkink

Him: how the f*** did we meet?
Her: you were desperate and wouldn't leave me alone
by holyhellkillme October 4, 2017
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CONKlin

a del val saying, this word means a usually huge motherfucker, average weight is 300lbs and around a hieght of 6'5. not someone to fuck with.
That's a fucking CONKlin right there dude.
by nassss January 30, 2009
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conklin

To totally and irreversibly fuck up a group or team's chance at winning or succeeding.
"Wow, did you see that idiot score on his own goal?"
"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."

"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"
by K Lo September 4, 2008
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Conklin

"Those fucking Conklins rejected my post for nigga-migga again."
"But dude, i love that word..."
"I know man, don't worry though, we'll get them bastards"
by Dwem January 6, 2008
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mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear
luke is such a queer conklin the lobster
by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008
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