by Dalzdead May 4, 2009
A large strawberry, who looks like a flaming homosexual and a wild ostrich. He is often found in the wild fighting or slapping someone else usually named Jake. People often say that a Conklin looks like the "I'm a snake" guy from youtube.
Person A: Did you see that wild ostrich on discovery channel last night?
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin
Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin
Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.
by thewildlifespecialist October 7, 2011
"Those fucking Conklins rejected my post for nigga-migga again."
"But dude, i love that word..."
"I know man, don't worry though, we'll get them bastards"
"But dude, i love that word..."
"I know man, don't worry though, we'll get them bastards"
by Dwem December 16, 2007
Teacher:Now, while you're spot-welding, do not burn the hoses.
...5 minutes later.
Guy1: Shit dude, you're burning the hose!
Guy2: Shit, i pulled a conklin.
...5 minutes later.
Guy1: Shit dude, you're burning the hose!
Guy2: Shit, i pulled a conklin.
by Sol Surfer December 16, 2007
by drunk247 March 21, 2011
a del val saying, this word means a usually huge motherfucker, average weight is 300lbs and around a hieght of 6'5. not someone to fuck with.
by nassss January 30, 2009
"Wow, did you see that idiot score on his own goal?"
"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."
"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"
"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."
"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"
by K Lo June 24, 2006