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Conchetta

Conchetta is a very rare name and one of the most beautiful I've ever heard. Conchetta's are friendly, funny, trustworthy, loveable, pretty no they're beautiful, gorgeous, have pretty hair and a beautiful smile. The sound of their laughter is very unique and every time you hear her laugh you just want to laugh too, because this is one of the best sounds you'll ever get to hear. Conchetta's have a beautiful skin, it's just perfect. They have a beautiful body and a good style how they dress themselves. They are very ambitious, talented, smart and honest. If you have a conchetta as a best or good friend do everything to keep her because it is going to be one of the best things in your live that ever happens to you.

You always have a lot of fun with conchetta because she is a positive person and it's very funny to be around her.

She laugh about bad jokes just because it was that bad that it became funny again. You don't understand, well she does.
A: Oh my gosh she is gorgeous!! Who is she ?

B: Well she's pretty and clever it must me a conchetta.
by Bcjana July 12, 2016
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Crotchety

Crotchety: (1) Expressing opinion with exaggerated opposition.

(2) May be accompanied by airs of senior entitlement.

(3) Use of grumpy deflection when the target of conversation is directed at them.
My father complains a lot about anything that crosses his mind, he's a crotchety old man!

When I'm tired and hungry, I get a little crotchety.

"I don't need to get my hearing checked, you need to stop mumbling." Geeze, dad! Don't be so crotchety!
by espressowhip916 January 28, 2013
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crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.
I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.
by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009
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Crotchet

1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.

2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.
1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."

2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"
by X-T-C October 2, 2017
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Crocheting

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.
In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009
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Crochety

When something is really bad, it is crochety.
Dude, this burger tastes crochety!
by hahadaha September 10, 2012
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Cranchety

A contracted form of cranky and crotchety, used to describe someone who is in a really bad mood.
You must not have gotten laid in a while, you are very cranchety today.
by Big Tilly October 6, 2006
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