Croch Meat

1. A male's penis.
A. Having a large penis
2. A female's Vagina.
a. Having a deep vagina
3. Hiding Genitals or oral sex.
4. Vagital sex
5. Anal Sex (Gay or straight)

1. He's playing with his Croch Meat.
A. Heavy Croch Meat.
2. She's poking her Croch Meat.
a. Hollow Croch Meat
3. Putting away that/the Croch Meat.
4. Croch Meat Sandwich.
5. Croch Meat Salad.

by Aaron L. September 1, 2008

croch critters

unspeakable bugs living in the croch

man i pulled her pants off and out of the deep came the croch critters

by scott a garrett September 3, 2006

Croch Goblin

A subject of which a human has pushed from their nether regions.

I hate croch goblins... they just ruin everything.
That's her croch goblin.
My parents want me to have croch goblins. I will cry.

by Local whore October 15, 2022

Croch Gremlin

An abortion survivor that lives in its mother's croch starved of sunlight and nutrition.

"I was going down on this 36 year old waffle house waitress, and her croch gremlin popped out and but me in the nose."

by zombles222 December 19, 2024

Kool-aid croch

Another term for a females hormonal activity formally known as a menstrual cycle or commonly referred to as a period. It is the cycle of natural changes that occurs in the uterus and ovary as an essential part of making sexual reproduction possible.

When a girl gets the kool-aid croch, stay away.

by orbit17 September 4, 2014

crochet

The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.

My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.

by Starchylde May 30, 2016

CHOCH ROCKET

a choch rocket is a motorbike (crotch rocket) driven by a "bro" or anyone else who could be considered douchy

look at that metrosexual bro pullin a wheelie on his choch rocket. i hope he crashes.

by codeth 333 July 28, 2011