crippled 

athena bell ray

crippled means that athena constantly has something hurting: "My knees have been so painful lately like I cant even go from squatting to standing without help"

crippled by yeetus.feetus February 7, 2022

crippled 

athena bell ray

crippled means athena constantly talks about how she is in pain: "my knees hurts so bad i cant stand"

crippled by yeetus.feetus February 7, 2022

crippled egg museum 

A derogatory term used to describe a very promiscuous and barren woman who is often beyond her years and tries to dress and act much younger than she really is. Will likely attempt to copulate with school boys in high school or college, playing on naivety to make her move, due to her lack of ability to attract a mate more her age, and hopelessly believing that a younger males more potent semen will provide the answer to her inability to conceive.

Man, you better watch out for that teacher, she's a serious crippled egg museum. Don't think you're hot shit just cause she's flirting with you, she does it everywhere she goes, she's desperate for a kid and is too messed up for anyone her own age in their right mind to get involved with.

crippled egg museum by Toasties YAY January 3, 2010

Crippled Smurf 

Someone who regularly wears all blue and has the inability to walk like a normal person

Person 1: Hey look, Will is limping and he is wearing all blue.

Person 2: Well that dumbass is a Crippled Smurf

Crippled Smurf by Zack McD November 28, 2017

crippled spastic 

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

crippled spastic by garylikesweed February 5, 2009

Crippled wank 

Someone who wanks off without arms and legs

Katy Jones is a crippled wank

Crippled wank by Niscaraeperuscar May 13, 2019

Crippled Dolphin 

The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.

Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.

Crippled Dolphin by Morgrave December 7, 2010