Crinkle

A new slur for the elderly.

Look at that little crinkle at the retirement home drinking prune juice with no added sugar.

Crinkle by CookiesForPandas April 19, 2023

Crinkle

A vaginal wrinkle, one that typically comes with age.

MILFs typically have crinkles.

Crinkle by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025

crinkle dick 

A phenomenon where the penis makes a pop or snapping sound while masturbating, much like the sound of bubble wrap being stepped on.
See also: "snap, crackle, cock".

"Dude, what's that crackly noise I keep hearing through your bedroom wall? You eating Rice Krispies?"
"Nah, I was just jerkin'. Crinkle dick."

crinkle dick by userbits March 7, 2010

crinkle ass 

older person whose butt skin as become crinkled

Suzie: "I can't go out with you, Howard. You're too old for me. You old crinkle ass."

crinkle ass by Squeazl August 4, 2009

Crinkle Star

Another word for Asshole!

My crinkle star is dirtier than uasual!

Crinkle Star by Ben Morris and Jimmy Dornbush January 13, 2009

crinkle tart 

The area between the nutsack (or pussy) and asshole. See taint, grundle, gooch, chode, perineum.

As I probed her orifices, my tongue glided over her ridged and flavorful crinkle tart.

Sally's crinkle tart was so bushy, I had to keep picking the pubes out of my teeth while I tongue-fucked her holes. That's one furry grundle on that bitch. Talk about a hairy chode!

crinkle tart by Urap Nis September 27, 2006

Crinkle Cones 

Saline breast implants. Refers to creases in the saline bags which you can actually see on the surface of a woman's breast. Usually seen when a woman is bending over or in any non-vertical position - you'll see lines or creases running along the sides of the breasts (imagine a zip-lock sandwich baggie filled with water). Typically seen as a sign of a low budget breast augmentation procedure, as well as the inferior nature of saline breast implants when compared to silcone.

Dude, that chick at the beach was pretty hot but she had full on crinkle cones.

Crinkle Cones by The Colonel November 10, 2005