Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018

Criminally Tweakin'

When you checkin out the motives of everyone around you in every environment you be in even if they aint plottin for you you could see it getting to you anyway

She criminally Tweakin' so hard right now

by Maridonna Bechina June 25, 2020

criminally spicy

criminal, but spicy

He almost went to jail but he was criminally spicy.

by trent gunn October 28, 2020

Criminally thicc

When someone is so thicc that it should be a crime

She’s criminally thicc... no way an ass like that is allowed

by JyCobb May 6, 2021

criminately!

An exclamation made in the south to express a feeling of exacerbation. See also Jiminy Cricket!

Did you hear about ol Joe Bob down the road? He got his peter stuck in bee hive! Criminately!

by Rosa Cockatoo May 31, 2021

Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021