cretard

One who is creatively retarded.

Ryan D. is such a cretard.

The cretard wanted a banana, so he ate his yellow crayon.

by smartieracer May 12, 2004

cretard

some one who finds new and creative ways to be retarded.

that cretard is taking apart wet floor signs to make skis for the snow...

by seamonkey87 February 13, 2010

Cretard

(n). A credit-challenged individual. i.e. Someone unable to secure suitable financing.

Brian is a cretard. He's definitely cretarded. No bank will take him.

by Blue_Genes December 12, 2010

Cretard

A crazy retard

Man, stop acting like a cretard.

by cretard October 23, 2008

Cretard

It's an abbreviation of "Cringey" and "Retard". When used you are calling someone, or something a "cringey retard".

Man that guy is such a Cretard, right?

by DavyJonesSweatySocks October 18, 2017

Cretard

Cretard
noun /ˈkri -tɑ d/ informal, mildly derogatory

Definition:
A driver of a Hyundai Creta known for exhibiting legendary levels of road entitlement, dramatic lane switches, and an allergy to indicators. Typically spotted honking at red lights,flashing high beams or parking diagonally across three spots.

Origin:
Early 2020s, from Creta (a compact SUV by Hyundai) and a playful twist on dunce, denoting someone with more horsepower than brainpower.

Cultural Note:
Often seen as the alpha species of Indian urban traffic chaos. Not to be confused with rally drivers—they at least follow rules.

Ohh he is honking, he must be a Cretard

by Neooo June 25, 2025