crapulence

Merger of words 'crap' and 'flatulence'.; to accidentally §hî† your pants, thinking you needed to fart.

I thought I had flatulence (gas, needed to fart) unfortunately it was crapulence.

by kc sunshine August 29, 2006

crapulence

Crap, shit, nonsense.

"That guy is full of crapulence!"

by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

CRAPULENCE

the serious condition that occurs when one unintentionally mixes flatulence with fecal elimination.

I took my lover out for a some delicious indian food followed by a night at the Improv. Probably not the best idea because it left me with a embarassing situation of crapulence.

by LandG July 22, 2010

Crapulence

Crapulence- pronun.: crap-ü-lents; p.o.s.: adj.; def.: A crap-load; a nicer way to say shit-load without sounding like a 10 year old.

There was a crapulence of messages on my phone because I went a whole day without turning it on.

by Maredith June 20, 2008

Crondulence

A real word

Crondulence is a real word

by Not a microwave July 6, 2022

Crondulence

A real word

Crondulence is a real word.

by Not a microwave July 6, 2022

Credenceshivlery

Credenceshivlery is the art of making the skin around a males penis or around, and in the vagina of a woman, into a sock, glove, bra, or a pair of panties. This technique is very effective if you need to intimidate any rivals.

Yeah…I’ve got to Credenceshivlery that guy tonight.

by BB,BUBBA? September 30, 2025