cards on credit

the playing of card games with friends when you have no money.

hey does anyone want to play cards on credit ?
bill is always wanting to play cards on credit.

by Musch40 September 28, 2018

Your mom's credit card

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks

Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*

by Tiny Chungus January 30, 2019

Credidentials

A person who does things to get credits

If a person asks you out you say it's Credidentials because the guy /girl asking you out is doing this to get credits

Or if you know someone's secret you say I k own your credidentials

by Wayway_the_girll December 14, 2020

cash or credit

A phrase that makes a male immediately jizz in his pants.

The Lonely Island: (At the register of a grocery store)

The cashier: Cash or credit?

The Lonely Island: 😫

by imjustabill February 10, 2021

Credictament

1. a predicament in which one may be confused by multiple similar possibilities
2. a situation in which one must distinguish between superficially similar options

"That dick pic was meant for someone named Jane, but I sent it to someone named James instead. Jane, James, it's a very close credictament!"

by Clib the Right March 20, 2018

nature's credit card

trading sex for something.

from an episode of The Golden Girls:

Blanche and Dorothy are discussing Blanche's birthday gift to Rose: a detective to follow around Rose's boyfriend

Blanche: Well I can't take it back, I paid in advance

Dorothy: Can't you get a refund?

Blanche: Well no I paid with nature's credit card

Dorothy: You never leave home without it.

by granny99 October 10, 2009

tweet cred

Similar to street cred, this is the level of respect you command in the micro-blogosphere due to your witty, cool or ingenious tweets.

Damn, @garyvee gots mad tweet cred!

by Mike Vihuela March 6, 2009