crawning

When you are yawning so fucking hard that tears come out of your eyes

Last night at the strip club after pulling two all nighters, I was crawning so fuckin hard that all the strippers were bringing me tissues and asking what was wrong. I ended up bringing two home and having anal sex while crawning all over their back with tears of joy and restlessness

by Helladank February 6, 2015

Crayonitis

A condition where someone, typically non-management, is acting or thinking in a childish manner, or is dull thinking, or lacks the ability for advanced thought.

Anne is really suffering with a strong case of crayonitis today.

by guidofucozzi October 10, 2017

Cranning

(verb) When you invite a girl over to your place, proceed to make out with her, then kick her out after making her think she'd bang you.

Jacob: "You know that girl Jennifer? I'm totally cranning her tonight."

Michael: "Fucking legend, that bitch deserves it."

by Behmdawg June 24, 2023

craying

To sit alone causing depression to radiate out from your location.

He needs to quit craying around with that Evan Williams, he's emitting enough craydons to give everyone in the house craydiation poisoning.

by BudRay January 20, 2009

croning

plucking pubic hairs

"i caught gary croning james last night"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

croning

skull fucking

"I croned Meghan yesterday"

by DJD December 21, 2003

Crayonica

Usually insulting someone's intelligence. "Not the brightest crayon in the box are ya"

Be careful, Crayonica is working on that.

by Wabisuke lion May 13, 2016