Crayoning

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation

At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

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by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

Crayons

A term used by Ali Baker & Kumail Nanjiani, hosts of the Indoor Kids Podcast, to describe an event or situation that is mind-blowingly awesome.

Gamer #1 - Dude, did you see the Skyrim playthrough at E3?!?

Gamer #2 - Yeah, that shit was crayons!

by Electric Mussolini August 4, 2011

crayon

Blunt-tipped instrument of destruction, in the wrong hands it can cut a swath of waxy filth across the cleanest of construction paper

Most people like to use them, but unless you're Assyrian, I wouldn't touch them, much less pronounce them.

Adrienne, I miss you

by Zephyr December 25, 2003

crayons

a slang term referring to marijuana

Let me get some crayons.

by DarkneZ November 17, 2003

Crayon

Crayon means crazy which is the route word for the common word craycray...

"last night i woke up and couldn't remember who i was... i thought i was going crayon!"

by xxleeweexx April 12, 2013

crayon

A person who is usually referred to as a spastic.

Usually used in conjuction with the word muncher.

As in "you crayon muncher"

Jerry is such a crayon... Isn't he?

by Gary Coulter June 7, 2004

crayon

a swedish delicacy, a garnish for barbequed children

"Dude, how could you forget the crayons with dinner?!"

by theawesomeoneee February 10, 2010