creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

Sticky crawly

Stripping naked and Smothering your testicles in honey then locating an ants nest then sitting on it while cranking that hog (masturbating)

Stumbled upon an ants nest last night, couldn’t help myself from chucking a quick sticky crawly

by Stickyman October 4, 2025

Creepy crawlies

Bugs, insects, and other nasty critters.

I hate creepy crawlies.

by zimmygirl777 January 22, 2025