Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.
Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!
by Minuccp December 15, 2012
Get the Crapper Quarantine mug.A person, usually a co-worker in your office, who consistently fouls up the bathroom to such a degree that he himself is embarrased to leave the stall until everyone has left in sheer terror. The only way you recognize the Phantom Crapper is by the smell of death emmitted from his stall, oh and by his shoes visible from under the stall door.
Ron: "Man, I made the mistake of taking a leak while the Phantom Crapper was in there. The stench was so overwhelming I had to cut it off midstream and evacuate."
Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."
Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."
Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."
Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."
by Freddie T March 17, 2008
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An upper-class term for "crapper", or bathroom. Supposedly French in origin, but most likely made up in order to sound sophisticated.
An upper-class term for "crapper", or bathroom. Supposedly French in origin, but most likely made up in order to sound sophisticated.
by Frungy March 31, 2008
Get the crapier mug.by steve austin July 20, 2004
Get the crapeteria mug.The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.
"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."
by Alan1999 August 4, 2008
Get the Crapper Condom mug.This is something you repeat to yourself over and over again as fast as you can when trying to urgently find a toilet because you are holding in a huge bowl movement that feels like it is about to explode out your ass at any unsuspecting momoent.
Your stomach is aching, and gurgling, and you feel you cant hold it any longer.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
SO...You ask the teacher for permission to use the bathroom.
"And the teacher allows you"
So you calmly get out of your seat like "No Big Deal" and you slowly head out the door, making sure to close it behind you.
And as soon as the door is closed you break into a super fast speed walk while clinching your butt-cheecks together and repeating to yourself as fast as you can "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper"....As if it is some kind of prayer that is keeping you from crapping all over yourself.
by ---->In.Need.Of.A.Toilet<---- July 23, 2009
Get the O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper mug.A blinged/tricked out toilet that only a rapper can afford/bring them selves to sit on., normally encrusted with jewel's and made of precious metals.
Man 1: I wish I could afford a rapper crapper, and then I could drop some stinking loads in luxury.
Man 2: I heard Lil Jon's rapper crapper has 24 inch platinum spinners.
Man 1: Word light son!
Man 2: I heard Lil Jon's rapper crapper has 24 inch platinum spinners.
Man 1: Word light son!
by I got you back July 12, 2009
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