i gotta make crappers

when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.

1. Hey are you feeling ok?

2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.

1. Holy shit dude!

2. Exactly bro.

by Octavarium August 21, 2009

crappenin

A lot of stuff is going on (happening) but it's all kind of crappy. There's all kinds of crappy stuff going on.

"That Walmart is crappenin!"

by changacat February 20, 2010

crappenheim

what hitler said after he was told that the nazis were losing the war and before he took a cyanide pill

nazi: mein fuhrer, we are losing the war
hitler: crappenheim! *takes cyanide pill*

by phantomfatale April 21, 2011

Crappening

An immediate, immense bowel of such proportions that you lose all sense of reality momentarily. Not to be confused with a, “Seat Snapper,” which is of denser consistency.

Friend: “Dude, come out of it! Dude! Dude! Are you okay?
Crapper: “Man, it was a Crappening....I’m okay now. Whew!

by Fart Esq August 19, 2019

The Crappening

When your patient on bowel meds has them work at the absolute worst time.

Mr. Otis was at dinner when he felt his MOM and Lactulose cocktail take effect “Oh no,” he says, feeling that all too familiar stomach rumble “It’s the Crappening.”

by TheSaltyCNA December 9, 2021

Release the crappen

You one thrust a girl so hard in the ass, when you pull out she shits all over you. Before you pull out, you must yell "RELEASE THE CRAPPEN!"

"Dude, I totally released the crappen on tianna last night"

"My boyfriend totally yelled Release the crappen last night and I shit all over him.."

by The thruster. August 21, 2011

crappenhausen

A casual germanesque saying of frustration. Roughly translated as the word "crap" in the English language.

"Ahhh crappenhausen! I just spilt beer on my shirt!"

by Dwight Biggins October 16, 2005