crapid

a man with no penis

i feel so sorry for him, i cant believe he is crapid

by blubber123 January 18, 2011

Crapcident

Having to go to the bathroom very bad for #2 and miss the pot!!

Ever since Mom had her gall bladder out, Shes had a lot of crapcidents!!!

by Georgia Diner Girl December 3, 2011

Crapsidosis

If something is mildly bad, or inversely, is amazing.

A cellular process of replicating foreign genetic material or the destruction of telomeres.

A. Dude, I aced that bio quiz, I was total crapsidosis.

B. Tell your telomeres to stay on the nucleotide, or else the carcinoid of crapsidosis will occur.

by Quantumspy August 14, 2014

Crapid Response

When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.

Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”

Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”

by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019

Crapdiddly

It’s a term used to be real serious

This bitch don’t know crapdiddly

by Isabella;patrina January 29, 2021