crapapult

Large catapult made for a single purpose... flinging crap at stupid people,

john:holly crap that guy was stupid

mark:time to whip out the ol' crapapult

*flings crap at stupid person*

by yesez October 30, 2007

crapaphobia

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.

Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.

by maxn512 June 27, 2008

crapapple

an peice of excretion that its impressivly large in size and shape

the poo i just droped was a crapapple, it tore my ass on tha way out

by mike lennon March 13, 2003

craptapulous

crappy beyond possible measurement.

Her breath was craptapulous.
The craptapulous party left her in complete dismay.

by Ashlee Hamre December 2, 2005

craphass

How to define a person that isn't quite a crapass, but not yet an ass. Usually said by accenting the "h" while watching the person's reaction.

"Christina, you're such a craphass!"
"Jessica, you're such a craphass!"
"Brandon, you're not a craphass, you're just a plain crapass."

by dontworryaboutitstud December 25, 2009

crahappy

(kr-a-Happy)adverb,.
1.The state of being that is satisfying or embodies a sense of well being despite the fact that that state of being is resultant of less than savory tactics.

2. Feelings of a counteractive nature one being happy and the other being crappy

I drank the last of my roommates vodka and felt crahappy.

I made out with that guy at the bar and now I feel crahappy.
crappyhappy

by urbana503 December 15, 2010

craphack

When someone leaves their social media account open, thereby allowing anyone (a friend, relative or co-worker) to post a status or tweet about their taking a crap.

"Dude, what was with your status last night?"
"It wasn't me, I swear. I was craphacked."

by WriterJHB November 11, 2012