Crapdagger

A particle or flake of some kind of food remnant in poop that is sharp enough to cut someone's anus as they crap it out.

Guy 1: How'd he end up in the hospital?
Guy 2: He ate some really old and stale chips, and his anus got all torn up from the crapdaggers.

by Serjeh Somogath June 24, 2010

Craptence

If your girlfriend broke up with U You can blame her for causing U Craptence

The time of feeling like crap. Craptence

by Pikablox October 29, 2017

crapanese

Fake Japanese or Wannabe Japanese. See Wapanese and Blapanese.

Go back to Crapan.

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

crapface

something said after "hey" and before "why don't you blow it out your ear?!"

Hey crapface, why don't you blow it out your ear?!

by moe February 2, 2005

crapdamner

1.a person who is a master of all things crapdamnish
2. a person who is full of crap

1. Wow, Savannah is the all-mighty crapdamner

2. Dude, look at that ugly crapdamner

by Rebekah Rivers September 4, 2008

crapsauce

a stronger form of weaksauce, meaning crappy; shitty; lame; sucky

that movie was crapsauce

by JCarter March 10, 2009

cardance

To dance wildly and voraciously while driving. Enhanced by multiple passengers who dance with equal enthusiasm.

This drive could be bearable if we cardance.

by CDChronicles October 14, 2009